You know you're still in time to enroll in German at the EOI? If you are interested, stop by secretariat on Friday, October 1, at 10am. You have the option of attending class in the lecture halls of Vila-Real, the Vall d'Uixó and Vinaròs. Registration for the classrooms is also in the EOI in Castellón, but Thursday day 30, from 9.30 to 12.30 . 
sure many of you already know this story, however we are convinced that will make you smile. The German language is relatively easy. He who knows Latin and is used to declines, he learns quickly. This will tell the teachers of German in the first lesson. You begin to explore der, des, dem, den, die and then go straight through.
is simple! To see clearly, we will study German well with an example: First
takes a German book, as can be a wonderful cloth-covered volume, published in Dortmund, which deals with the customs of the Hottentots (German Hottentotta ). Note that the weasels ( Beutelratten ) are captured and stuck in cages (Kotter ), covered with a cloth ( Lattengitter ) to protect them from weather. These cages are called in German "cloth-covered cages' ( Lattengitterkotter ), and when they are in the weasel, this is called Lattengitterkotterbeutelratten: the weasel of the cage covered with canvas.
Legend has it that one day the Hottentots arrested a murderer ( Attentat ), Accused of killing a mother (Mutter ) Hottentot ( Hottentottenmutter ), mother of a stupid and dumb ( Stottertrottel ).
This mother takes on Germany on behalf of ( Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter ) and his murderer is called ( Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentäter ). The police has been captured and put in a cage of weasel ( Beutelrattenlattengitterkotter ), but the prisoner has escaped. Then begins the search and soon comes a Hottentot warrior shouting
I caught the murderer! ( Attentat )
And to what? , He asks the head.
Al ( Lattengitterkotterbeutelratterattentäter ), answered the warrior.
The murderer is in the cage of weasels cover fabric? , "Said the head of the Hottentots.
is the ( Hottentottenstottertrottelmutteratentäter ) - barely responds - that is the murderer of the mother of the child Hottentot stupid and dumb.
Go, "says the chief demons Hotentote .- You could have said all along that you had captured the
Hottentotterstottertrottelmutterlattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattentäter !
As you can see, German is easy. Enough to put a bit of interest!
September 17 vacancies will be published in German. Consultation on registration day on the website EOI secretary and stop by from 9 am to 14 or 16 to 20h. 
die Vereinsmeisterschaften Einzel und Doppel sind wegen zu wenigen Teilnehmern abgesagt. Wer von den angemeldeten Herren Lust & Zeit hat: Inoffizielles Turnier am Sonntag, 12. September 2010 ab 9:30 Uhr.
Mit sportlichen Grüßen
Die Abteilungsleitung
Kontakt: tennis-schwabhausen@gmx.de
Infos: www.vereinsheimer.de
Dear members of the tennis department,
http://vereinsheimer.de/downloads/newsletter/VEREINSHEIMER_TennisNewsletter_09_2010.pdf in the Annex and finds her 09_2010 the newsletter as a PDF document with the following points:
With best regards
The new service
Contact: tennis-schwabhausen@gmx.de
info: www.vereinsheimer.de
